CD 2

:sung to O'christmas tree:

Oh Menstrual Flow, Oh Menstrual Flow
How I wish that you would go
Oh Menstrual Flow, Oh Menstrual Flow
How I wish that you would go

You make me bitch and bleed and bloat
The bathroom looks as if I've killed a goat
Oh Menstrual Flow, Oh Menstrual Flow
How I wish that you would go



:sung to the tune of row row row your boat:
Cramp cramp cramp and bleed
from my ute-ter-us
How I, How I, How I hate when
I have to go through this.

Maybe this will be my new tradition, every month I start, I'll write a new song. At least some entertainment will come from all of this misery.